Download our Scott Walker The Decepticon Movie Poster!
(click here for high res)

As director Michael Bay brings the “Transformers” franchise to Milwaukee’s lakefront, we wondered what kind of Decepticon Scott Walker, who is forever transforming his positions, would make. What’s your vote?

FlipFloptimusPrime- This Decepticon has changed its position on everything from the new smoking ban and concealed carry of firearms to Arizona’s immigration law and Recovery Act funding. It transforms after bad polling numbers, Facebook protests or Mark Neumann press releases.

MegaRaise- This Decepticon originally promised to give back a portion of its salary and then, in 2008, without explanation or apology, gave itself a $50,000 pay hike in the middle of the Recession. It transforms to give itself a raise around the same time it builds an inground pool at its pricey Wauwatosa home.

PassTheBuckATron- This Decepticon is an expert at evasion tactics and will transform when there is a television camera or microphone close by. Responsible for the destruction of Milwaukee County government, it can pass the buck at light speeds while avoiding contact with accountability.

Taximus Maximus- This may be the most shifty of the Decepticons. Having raised the Milwaukee County tax levy by $40 million and borrowing $400 million to pay for a pension scandal it failed to fix, it will transform actual numbers into blinding talking points when it tries a run for governor.